22.7.15

KIM KARDASHIAN RUNS MY LIFE NOW

I had to tell this story.

Basically my human existence means nothing to me anymore because of Kim Kardashian.
Not her personally but THE GAME

Her innocent web game has had the power to take over my life because I choose sleep over this game...

SLEEP MEANS A LOT TO ME

But I cant help it #sadnesstimesamillion*

When I wake up at like 8am, Here's my normal routine:

8am-  "Please be 10am,PLEASE BE 10AM!" *checks phone and realises its 8am*
           "BLOODY HELL"
8:01am-  *contemplates whether to play the Kim Kardashian Game*  

8:07am- *realises sleep is more important and rolls over and goes back to sleep*

8:15am- *rolls back over and grabs phone* "I can sleep tomorrow"

I've been saying that same sentence "I can sleep tomorrow" for a week -.-
I HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES SO BIG, I COULD PROBABLY GO GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THEM- this is no joke people.

Once I even tried to hack the game to get unlimited K stars but in the end I got: no Kstars, A virus on my laptop and grounded.

*sigh* To show you my addiction, I will show you some photos of my new life now :



This is me and Bff at the beach and if you say she isn't my bff I will come for you.

I had a fun day with my homie Kendall

This is when I obviously became too cool for dancing #duh

This is me and Nene on the beach #Killingit


As you can see I'm perfectly happy with my new life so I'm planning on moving to the Kardashian Mansion and becoming my character.
Toodles!

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